This is something I received in one of those emails from somebody who cobbles together some interesting (to me) bits and bobs from wherever they find them. I hope the following extracts make you smile.
Charity shop bookshops are always an enormous source of pleasure and enjoyment for me and I guess I probably spend (at least) 77p a week on them.
One I picked up this week called 'The Facts of Love' had me laughing so much I nearly fell off my chair.
Full of pictures and statements from children on the subject of love, it is unadulterated pleasure.
Here are a few of my favourites:
To have a baby you have to make love to someone who doesn't mind. Marianne. Aged 9
If you don't want babies you should practice contradiction. Lynne, aged 9.
I nearly know how to have babies but we dont do it till next term. Frances, aged 7.
Jesus was born with a yellow frill round his head like his mother. Jeffrey, aged 5.
I don't know how a baby gets there and I think Id rather be serprized. Claire, aged 8.
If you put a man and a woman in a bed together one of them will have a baby. Paul, aged 6
Have a lovely day!