Saturday, 23 January 2010

A Short Fishy Tale

I've got a couple of goldfish. I keep them in a goldfish bowl.

They've been called "One" and "Two" - though I cannot tell them apart.

I called them this because (wait for it): if one dies I've still got two.

OK, groan as much as you like.
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15 comments:

  1. Brenda23 January 2010 at 21:40

    haheheh...that was really cute! Hope you are feeling well Philip!

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  2. Monkey Man23 January 2010 at 22:18

    Okay....you actually made me laugh out loud. I have heard many a fish story, but not his one.

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  3. The Bug23 January 2010 at 22:21

    Are you sure you're not kin to my father? In fact, I think I might have to share this groaner with him - it's right down his alley.

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  4. scarlethue23 January 2010 at 22:34

    I've always wondered how people tell fish apart... I know, not the point of your post, but still!

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  5. Argent23 January 2010 at 23:46

    Hahaha - I'd not heard that particular fishy tale before - truly groanworthy but still amusing. Have a great wekeend.

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  6. Bee Magic Chronicles for Kids24 January 2010 at 03:40

    Big groan Philip! That was funny.

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  7. A human kind of human24 January 2010 at 08:44

    This is one of those stories that will keep me gigling for the rest of the day. Thank you!

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  8. Pauline24 January 2010 at 11:25

    I don't often laugh out loud so early in the morning but that was clever. My granddaughter will love it (if I can only remember it long enough to tell her ;)

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  9. Shadow24 January 2010 at 12:19

    heee heeee heeee, love it!

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  10. Barry24 January 2010 at 12:37

    Yes, that's the sound of me groaning. But groaning with pleasure.

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  11. the walking man24 January 2010 at 14:58

    Caught me on the hook Philip. Well said!

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  12. Jo24 January 2010 at 16:21

    That made me chuckle. :-)

    I work in health care, and the other day I encountered a family who had named all their children "John".

    It's sort of like Michael Jackson's children - Prince Michael, Prince Michael II, and Paris Michael.

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  13. Land of shimp25 January 2010 at 18:35

    Drink heavily, and you'd end up with four ;-)

    Perhaps you could name them Red Fish and Blue Fish (One fish, Two fish, Red Fi...oh skip it).

    That was cute, Philip and it made me smile. Thank you for that.

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  14. PhilipH25 January 2010 at 21:05

    Well, that's amazing!

    I didn't understand it myself.

    Must be the way I tell 'em.

    Thank you all. ;-0)

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  15. Nicole26 January 2010 at 14:03

    Thank you forthe laugh! I needed it and I can't wait to share your joke!

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